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Yeah, I is damn lonely :( enough to drop 100$ on a room for the night, just to avoid the bad noise that will come from my home... 2 auctioneers, internet bid runners (I hope!) Shit needs to be roped off though :| Eh.

I'll try n have a good night regardless, thanks man.... hope the cops don't show O_O traffic yo, erk

Well shit man l:

Eh, ran into a cute blonde drinking a beer and having a smoke (near my decrepit age of course), but she dropped the H word.. still nice to socialize.
I missed the slaughter, the middlemen are happy >:( too bad we didn't have a scale at the head of the driveway, to measure how much shit went right back out again.......

Which H word we talking about here :l?
So that's that, eh l: damn middlemen

Yeah, the auction deed is done... went well, despite the slipshot efforts, glad we had family and friends keeping an eye out... all cats seem present and accounted for.
H... H is for 'husband' :p I'm too self conscious to be trying to nab chicks that are noticeably younger than me...

Good good l: glad to hear :l
Aha :l. The mystery word revealed :l.

How's this morning treating ya?

I feel like my Ma (and Pop in particular), just got ass-raped. The day after the auction, I felt some weird shit outside, like the old man was pissed at what just happened

This morning treated me decent :l. I'd spent it watching samurai champloo

Ended up sleeping really late, then up early... then back to bed around noon... lots of walking, picking up, climbing on and off the 'machine' (front loader/backhoe/tractor). Today (monday) was easier, said goodnight and goodbye to my bro and his wife... lots of blank spaces around here, it's like looters hit the place hard |:

Looters essentially did hit the place hard l:

So how's your unemployed life going? After the 14 acres 2 houses and 6 buildings are sorted, I gotta find some work. How're your folks coping, keeping 'an even strain' on things?

It's going attemptingtofindemployment, and generally pretty smooth sailing.
Shit could be better l: it could also be worse

I found my last job in the local free paper :\ Internet doesn't like ppl looking for work, it seems
When queried "How are you?", my Pop would say "half and half"; half good, half bad.

I may have a word put in for me at a guitar center :l.

Top of the day to you sir.

Hexagon to sphere six, ma'am

There you go again with your made up shapes and numbers.
Obviously it's triangle to circle seven.

Uncultured swine D:<! Making up shapes and numbers is part of my heritage as a tribesman from the land of the baconator

Hah weak plebiean -^-
My heritage is made up from earth's first living polar bears descending from the land of the frostbite >.>

Bah >:l polar bears are just bears that got into lost shipments of cocaine

close! not just any cocaine, only of the highest quality of which I searched countless alleyways for.

And you a tribesman? those are just men who enjoy exposing 90% of their body, ha no different than a prostitute.

Nay, you see I hail from the hoodieandjeans tribe of seafoodland l:

I used to be a tribesman. True I was 7 and just moved up to the farm... felt good though.

Damn, just wanted to say Hi bro, not dwell upon... well, whatever weirdness preceded me here.

'Twas just a battle of wits between murika and canadia with a game of psychic tic tac toe, it's a draw so far l:
Sup though, mang? You read that censorship post :l?

Talking about Tom's post is like talking about the weather - a lotta arm-chair quaterbacking, and still not a thing you can do about it. Plus it's boring. I posted at least 3x ._.

Got confronted by 2 dobermans, and there's someone living across the street from me in a camper ._. Glad I get those NRA magazines, not. This month's special is the Thompson submachine gun, yay... but in Wired magazine, Bill and Bill, Clinton and Gates, want to change the world... even creepier.

More disturbing than boring to be brutally honest.

Speaking of arsenals, been thinking about picking up a new workin' pocketable knife with a locking blade :l n spring assisted opening or at least a thumb-stud
Change the world eh l:?

Ah I see now I wondered why you didn't beat me with a club :l I was thinking of leading my army of armoured beavers to burn seafoodland to the ground actually.

The jokes on you >:D beavers aren't salt-water mammals >:D!!

Eh, I've dipped my beavers in the Atlantic... just about made it out alive.
http://www.smkw.com/webapp/eCommerce/main_front.jsp ..that's naught a nyfe. I saw Crocodile Dundee at the Best Western, night before the auction :|
Mmm, two big sources of dough and influence, and both of them are wacky :| And... you parents aren't much older than me, right? They must be shittin' kittens at the news lately O_o or do they just stick to sports/TV/other?

them's some cheap looking knives l: lol
60/50, got enough shit to deal with without the news :l.

been a while ._. OnO

indeed it has :l. I needa make a new post

Cheap? Not really, most of their stuff is pretty modern and effective. I got a machete from there that's still kicking, and cutting (me, only once), binged off plenty of dirt and stone and iron, still doing well - be downright deadly again if I sharpen it.... dunno why they got all duck hollywood there though.

Hmm :l

yeah you really do

One of these days :l.

German let's plays? Eh, figure you might be interested... http://daikenkini.newgrounds.com/

Might check that out to keep my german sharp lol

...it was either send you a link, to something I think you might mildly interesting, or talk about the weather, which sucks ass, atm. Going anywhere for Turkey Day, or just sitting home?

Hate to say, but I think this site might be going downhill... Tom wants to spin off all the adult stuff here, to a completely new site, just so the big advertisers will want to keep this place going....

Haha the weather has indeed been pretty shitty, I was out at a bonfire in the snow the other day. Just staying home as usual, possibly having some family over, dunno.

Yeeeaaah it sure does seem that way; That whole censorship deal really is a slippery slope as well-- once you start down that path, where does it end?

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