Destrayop
Newgrounds!Entry #31
When I was a boy, there was an empty house, just up the hill from my family's. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day, a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child. That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous, hissing sound. She walked to the nursery, and there, in the baby's crib, was a snake wrapped around the baby's neck, squeezing tighter and tighter. The crib was full of dirt, baby struggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing, gasping for air. Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward baby. Amongst them was a man, tall, slim. Almost instinctively, she turned to her husband. "Oh wait," she though, "I don't have a husband." For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get past. Each night, they slept one inch farther apart, until one night, Lydia left. It was about this time, she lost herself in imaginary worlds. She had quit the book club, the choir, citing something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Every time she wanted to act and didn't, another part of her face hardened, until it was stone. And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door, "Baby, are you okay?"
Baby sat up slowly, turned to mother, and said--
"I'm fine, Bitch. I'm fine."
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11/3/12
i dont even text people all that much...i try to get the conversation done quickly.
unless its someone i WANT to talk to or someone im having a conversation with and it wouldn't end that quickly.
there has? o.O
Indeededly. There has.
11/3/12
(nick)
YES
REALLY
and really? i thought you were chuck ._.
(damitrin)
yeah you did. but i didn't think you'd give my number to nick D':
if i wanted his number i would have asked for it...and probably not text him really ever.....and NEVER call him ever.
Me too, until I read my birth certificate for the first time at age 16... What a shocker that was.
Good D:< I don't need multiple people texting me a bunch at the same time >:O!
Also there's been a new news post for like 42 minutes xD
11/3/12
and i told you that you couldnt trust me ._ and nicks just........yah know! hes nick for god fucks! -_-
I am Nick, for god fucks!
11/3/12
but that was because i told my brother he can't trust me
he knows he can't trust me
so you can trust me to know that when i say that you can trust me you can trust me
otherwise i wouldn't have told you you can trust me.
OH
REALLY
11/3/12
(damitrin)
i was somewhat planning on doing that after i finished talking to her but decided not to ._.
and i changed my mind. if i get any form of contact from anyone i dont know because either of you gave my number to someone i wont talk to you guys for a month....
i was never planning on ever giving your number out to anyone ._. and you can trust me on that. hell i hacked into my brother's account on here once and gave out my sister's bf's number in a post in general saying that the person in question was gay and wished to have guys call him and have phone sex with him. i got my brother banned and my sister's bf changed his number, but it was worth it.
:l.
11/3/12
oh well i wouldnt know if u had given it out ._.
Indeed.
11/3/12
YOU'RE WELCOME.
It is totally legit yo ._.
Indubitably.
11/3/12
i just thought u were gone to prove ur point ._.
That's what I suspected but I hadn't given his number to a bunch of little children so things didn't add up :l.
11/3/12
it IS 1823 ._.
i counted as well....
Also the reason I didn't say anything for awhile is because I was talking to someone else....it's some person I friended on facebook thats from Norway....
I honestly don't remember why i friended her though......
THANK YOU.
Seems legit.
11/3/12
instead of doing what u did count it
also u need to measure urself ._.
I trust newground's character counting function more than faulty arithmetic. l:
Perhaps.
11/3/12
*15
im dyslexic -_-
it's 1823 xD
11/3/12
that second 26 on my last comment was supposed to be a 65
66X26+65+16+1,796 ._.
Your calculations are inaccurate.
11/3/12
ok calculator time! -_-
Already calculated.
11/3/12
26 rows of 66 us plus one row of 26 and the 15 us on the end makes a total of 1,796 ._.
MATHMATICALZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
1823.
2400-577=1823
11/3/12
did u count?
Nope, but newgrounds did. I used the characters remaining thing under the comment space and subtracted the total from the amount left over, getting rid of the Y and P, and Spaces, in order to get the amount of U's. Which is 1823 :l
11/3/12
1796?
1823 l:
11/3/12
nvm its 908 ._.
1823.
11/3/12
1,568 u's
really :l?
No it's like 1873 u's
1823.
11/3/12
i knew i spelled it wrong!
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
11/3/12
ok no i dont call that lying ._. i call it exaterating! or how ever the fuck you spell it
Exaggerating
11/3/12
not all the time :3
Yo pants are on fiyah that means you'z a liah.
11/3/12
makin a point :3
Liah liah pants on fiyah.
11/3/12
i dont pull the same shit twice man ._.
that's the second time you've said that l: making it twice :l
11/3/12
the other 4 werent me ._.
Riiiiiiiiiiight :|
11/3/12
it was just one!!! D':
It's more than 5 #'s.
11/3/12
no i am being completely serious
if you wont respect my privacy and keep stuff like that to yourselves i dont see why i should talk to you guys
You do realize your privacy can be protected by pushing a button on your phone right?
--And even I haven't resorted to that with the random calls I get.
11/3/12
more than know actually ._. maybe u wont be here for a few hours but you wont stop completely :3
Yup l:
11/3/12
oh i will
i was seriously going to stop talking to all of you completely when i got that text out of nowhere thursday night
That's a bit of an overreaction, I get a bunch of randomass calls because dami gave my cell out to some people and I really don't give that much of a fuck lol
11/3/12
well that hurt ._. but i KNOW for a fact that ur not gonna do that ._.
I concur l:
11/3/12
and thats not a threat thats a promise
Is that so?
11/3/12
i am being completely fucking serious if you give my number out to people i will never speak to any of you ever again. i dont care if its just you giving it out you'll never hear another fucking word from me!
Hefty words.
11/3/12
i have no one to text :D
Hah.
--We'll see about that once I give your cell# to a bunch of little kids.
11/3/12
i decided to text someone ._. lot less bored now!
Seems legit
11/3/12
(nick)
oh i will. you may think i wont but i will!
(damitrin)
you and me both......so i decided to play Epic Battle Fantasy 3 :3
You won't! You won't!
11/3/12
nah...its only that way if you make it like that
That may be so.
11/3/12
so bored -_-
Hah. Life is full of boredom
11/3/12
i was never accused of being a "pro" at anything in my whole life ,_,
also listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fqvyCrKNTQ
put on headphones and listen to this when its really late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9 qGBy0z_ReY
11/3/12
(nick)
sfg;jdfholjwg0fdshbfnbfokpbnmdfjonfsgfaspkbndg g
(damitrin)
i didn't ._.
Pff. Counting U's is for pros.
11/3/12
i counted the u's ._.
That bored huh?
11/3/12
absdfashetjhslgdnfgbowrenbsdfkmbsdfklgmodng ggf
hasjsagn,erghnkjasfagkjf534576543 767
11/3/12
yyyeeaaahhhhh ._.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
11/3/12
not a thing.....
Preeettyyyyyyy much
11/3/12
oh you dont know the half of it! :D
No I do not xD
11/3/12
no its been desperate and confusing
Ah. Sounds like a hell of a fun time
11/3/12
great...great......just great......absolutely fabadoodlesly GREAT!!!! ._.
Is that so l:?
11/3/12
how are ya.....
Doing decent, and yourself?
Finally found a way to upload some of my shit art, working on recording some songs now too.
11/3/12
oh that.....haha yah my dog wanted to talk to u....
its cuz its at&t.....and its crappy with verizon.....its not my god fucking fault!! D':
xD.
11/3/12
okay ._.
Indubitably l:
11/3/12
ik i deleted it ._.
Oh really ._Q
11/3/12
i see.....i responded to it ._.
just said "Hi" though
Hi :l